Sunday, March 11, 2007

Just watched part of Mission Impossible 2

and thought, hell, this is as good a time as any to set an all-time personal record for blog posts in a single day.

At one point there are back-to-back scenes where someone is talking to someone else and getting them to reveal some highly incriminating secret, and then they walk out of the room and you get this close up face shot, a momentary pause where the person looks really serious and determined, and then they start peeling off the mask and voice modulator and you're like "Oh, fuck! It's Ethan!" And when you have 2 of those back to back, it's borderline hilarious.



Dude, peep this. What if you got a camera and made a youtube video where like every 4 seconds someone "unmasks" themselves? It would be hilarious!! You could have it involve King George, Tricky Dick, Rummy, Hilary Clinton, Barry Obama, Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, OJ Simpson, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Homer Simpson, E.T., Britney Spears, a muppet baby, Alf, Winnie from the Wonder Years, Barbara Walters, David Spade, Paris Hilton, Hugo Chavez, and the lead singer of Twisted Sister, and people would be tearing off masks right and left. And at some point of course you'd have to have a scene where someone tears off a mask to reveal that they were just wearing a mask of themselves....

2 comments:

ldbug said...

Were you bored? Just asking..

"a mask of themselves" brilliant, get on it!

keNYC said...

not so much bored...i just walked into the apartment and it was like, in my face and stuff. that has a tendency of happening when you live in a frat house.

and it's so cheesy that it's funny. and, i never watch tv or movies, so when i do it's awesome, even if it's bad tv or bad movies.